Friday, September 5, 2008

“Honk! If you‘re Malaysian”

Recently I have read a book “Honk! If you‘re Malaysian” by Lydia Teh


It was about Malaysian people lifestyle and habits.
In this book I came to this title “Get a job”

Learn & Laugh!!!~

“I’m just a fresh graduate looking for space to grow.”
HRM: “Sound like you’re a plant looking for space to grow. Sorry, our organization only employs people.”

“I really wish to join your company and star my carrier.”
HRM: “What carrier do you want to start? Lorry transport? Delivery service? Bag business? Hello this vacancy is for an accounts executive.”

“Please don’t be hesitating to inform me for the immediate interview at anytime.”
HRM: “You think your resume is so impressive that I’ll call you for immediate interview? Think again.”

“I want to apply jobs in your company.”
HRM: “You want to apply how many jobs? Don’t be greedy. Apply for 1 at a time.”

“Before, I was further my study after SPM at XYZ College.”
HRM: “you furthered your study before or after SPM? Had to be after right? Why start the sentence with before?”



Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk!


You may Purchase this book at MPH bookstore


*Before going to interview think before you speak. =)

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