Choose the right "Tea"

1. Use their 'brain' to work or study hard day and night.

--- Should drink more Chrysanthemum Tea.

2. Need a lot of body energy to work or do exercise a lot everyday.

--- Should drink Wu Loong Tea.

3. Travel on a bike or work in dirty and polluted places.

--- Should drink Green Tea.

4. Like to sit down all day long and not do anything, even exercising

--- Must drink Green Tea and Flower Tea.

5. Smoker and alcoholic drinker.

--- Should drink more Green Tea.

6. Carnivore ( i.e. people who must eat meat at least once a day, or feel sickly)

--- Try to drink some Wu Loong Tea.

7. Go to the washroom too often or not often enough.

--- Should drink more Honey Tea.

8. High cholesterol and high blood pressure.

--- Try to drink some Wu Loong Tea, and Green Tea.

9. Work infront with computers everyday.

--- Need to drink a "Lot of Tea" (any tea will do).

“Honk! If you‘re Malaysian”

Recently I have read a book “Honk! If you‘re Malaysian” by Lydia Teh

It was about Malaysian people lifestyle and habits.
In this book I came to this title “Get a job”

Learn & Laugh!!!~

“I’m just a fresh graduate looking for space to grow.”
HRM: “Sound like you’re a plant looking for space to grow. Sorry, our organization only employs people.”

“I really wish to join your company and star my carrier.”
HRM: “What carrier do you want to start? Lorry transport? Delivery service? Bag business? Hello this vacancy is for an accounts executive.”

“Please don’t be hesitating to inform me for the immediate interview at anytime.”
HRM: “You think your resume is so impressive that I’ll call you for immediate interview? Think again.”

“I want to apply jobs in your company.”
HRM: “You want to apply how many jobs? Don’t be greedy. Apply for 1 at a time.”

“Before, I was further my study after SPM at XYZ College.”
HRM: “you furthered your study before or after SPM? Had to be after right? Why start the sentence with before?”

Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk!


You may Purchase this book at MPH bookstore


*Before going to interview think before you speak. =)

Jokes!!!

Lets have a break & have some laugh~ HaHa!!!

Malaysia Hell...

A Malaysian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work. Then someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen.

Boots Up Internet Speed Without Using Software

• Start >> Run
• Type gpedit.msc
• This opens the Policy Editor
• Now, Local Computer Policy >> Computer Configuration
• Then, Administrative Templates >> Network
• Now, click on QOS Packet Scheduler
• Now, on Right hand side
• Double Click Limit reservable bandwidth
• Now in Setting Tab

It says : Not Configured

Reality : The Explain Tab says "By default, the Packet Scheduler limits the system to 20 percent of the bandwidth of a connection"

• So, on Setting Tab select Enabled
• Now, change Bandwidth limit (%) to 0 (Zero)
• Click OK !!!